Well I had hives about a day or two after I had bottom surgery and had to switch to otc painkillers, so it’s either that or the cluster headaches I had as a kid.

Third place goes to the infection I had after a particularly invasive removal of wisdom teeth, also sans opiate.

Being allergic to both opiates and one of the most common antibiotics really fucking sucks.

Emotional pain it’s either my mom’s death to cancer or my ex father disowning me