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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen

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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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The president really wanted a Blizzard®
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  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    Look, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius

    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        Of course. They don’t even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!

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          The real life hacks are always in the reply.

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.

  • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Related: Kamala Harris Struggling To Button Pantsuit After Month Of Hanging Out With Tim Walz

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