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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Those of you who shower barehanded: Do you lather and then use your hand, or just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

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Those of you who shower barehanded: Do you lather and then use your hand, or just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

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    I mean, yeah?? I just put the soap wherever it needs to go??

    The soap isn’t dirty folks. Half of the time all I’m showering off is sweat and dead skin cells anyways. And if any bugger dares reply to this with some clever comment about taint smears, I’ll inform you beforehand I do not speak with bidet-less miscreants.

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      I mean… doesn’t the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?

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        Exactly

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          Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. I’m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

          I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?

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            I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?>

            That explains your username.

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        It’s soap. It’s self cleansing.

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          Yes, but think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

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      We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers

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        Shit smearers

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        Paperbacks

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        You bidetless purveyor of fecal particulate!

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      I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

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        At least you understand the need for a bidet even if you’re suffering from bidet inaccessibility

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