For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Cottage cheese with nuts in it.
For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Man, I dunno if I really want to explore this rabbit hole, but I’m sure that there’s much-less-tolerable stuff out there. Say, live mice or something.
Did you read the other person’s suggestion about mice or are there two people here to independently came up with this grim idea?
I just posted it myself as the first thing that came to mind with something small and cute and noise-making. Hadn’t read other comments at that point.
I was honestly envisioning foods that people eat normally, that might sound disgusting. But I don’t want to be too restrictive of answers now.
My wife.
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
Does homeboy not know about crabcakes? All the taste, none of the pain in the ass and paying for the privilege of preparing your own food. Just get them somewhere that doesn’t use filler.
Teeth.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=En6gbF34Hfc
Futurama - Thompson’s teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
Ouch
Glass.
Those asmr mukbang videos. I can’t stand asmr sounds in general, eating makes it worse
Ranch Corn Nuts
Other than flavor, how are ranch corn nuts different from regular corn nuts?
Smell. 🤢
Theyre delicious in your mouth, but in someone else’s they fucking reek.
Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn’t had to care in 6 decades.
It’s polite to slurp it.
I know the cultural context.
But it will never stop being viscerally disgusting to my personal sensibilities.
Every time I just suck it up. Pun intended.
I’m torn between “no teeth (just gums) and a mouth stuffed with chocolate pudding (specifically the one that many American buffet restaurants use)” and “crunching jagged jawbreakers (or rocks)”
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I’ve endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
If we’re talking strictly food items, my aunt sucking on hard candies. Bonus torture points for doing so while smoking in a car with only my window hardly cracked (because that’s all that was allowed) and being constantly on/off the accelerator without any reason the whole car ride. I cannot express how trapped I felt in that car sometimes…
That or people sucking goddamn marrow out of goddamn bones.
