• algernon@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

    algernon nods sagely

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        1 month ago

        Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

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            1 month ago

            STEP 1: find company run by idiots

            STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

            STEP 3: barely work at all

            STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks