• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      “I got involved with the Taliban” simply isn’t a phase I thought I’d hear from a candidate, in any context.

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    1 month ago

    *puts on nerd glasses*

    Like feeding a mogwai after midnight.

    Then like sticking a sun lamp in front of the cocoon and putting it on strobe the minute the gremlin comes out.

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 month ago

    The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting “SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON.” It’s like being at grandpa’s for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he’s talking about Kamala’s communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.

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        1 month ago

        41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

        EVERY MONTH

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          1 month ago

          Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.