“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“
Me: “Good!”
A few years ago I fell back in love with tuna fish sandwiches. Just yummy and filling.
I throw mine food and power ups for clearing big obstacles.
If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.
They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?
Gordon Freeman steps out of the clean room
“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”
Other scientist: “What?”
Gordon pulls a shotgun from his locker and starts loading it
“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”
Gordon cocks it and steps back into the clean room
You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?
I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.
We’re fucked.
Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.
Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.
That means now we can also have Washington AC/DC.
Stay away from my family!
Cute.
I have a 256GB microSD card that disappears into the side of my MacBook.
This is perfect for people who have too much desk.
“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”
“What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”
21-year-old me:
In Japan, firefighting services are paid for directly by the people living in that area.
I typically have to pay ¥10,000 a year ($69 USD) and all of that money goes to the closest fire department.
They don’t check your payment status or anything, but it’s expected of you.
Whereas policing is paid for via taxes like most other countries.
Same thing they gained from invading Hong Kong, they think it belongs to them.
Or as one of my old friends told me while playing Final Fantasy 12; the only legitimate reason to wage war against another country - land.
Hong Kong is already part of the Chinese mainland and was already kinda part of China, but Taiwan is a geographically strategic location that puts both Koreas, the Philippines, & Japan in a tougher position. Even without war it would make trade and travel in the Pacific much harder.
“Click here to finance your addiction.”
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!
Whatever their motivation, gaming is good for mental health and cognition so this is a net win for the entire crew.
That’s my unexpected laugh for the day.