Real answer:
- Open a can of tuna and mix it in
- Salad. Yes, I know. Yes it tastes great.
What the fuck
Just try it
no
did you mean to leave a blank comment
I did not mean to leave any comment. Not sure what happened there.
hashbrowns
That’s just shredded fries!
Sometimes! I make mine with onions, peppers, and carrots. My favorite diner doesn’t shred them, just slices them thin. Some places bake them instead of frying them, too. There’s a hashbrown for every occasion, they’re not just tinier french fries.
Also, okay, I know it’s relatively rare to french your fries these days, but it’s even more unheard of to french a hashbrown. (I’d totally eat a frenched hashbrown, though.)
Corn dogs for sure. Fuckin’ love me some corn dogs with ketchup.
Mustard is the classier option
Who is raising their pinky finger while they are eating corn dogs?