Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square323linkfedilinkarrow-up1762arrow-down188file-text
arrow-up1674arrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square323linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·2 years agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoYou enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareKlicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-squareZehzin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
You enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
The last time I tried that the police were called.
Not as fabulous as you thought.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
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That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.