Worked in a little delicatessen shop for a couple of years. The local drunkard got banned because they got cross with the owner of the neighboring tobacco shop (this was back when those were still common) and did a protest pee inside that shop.
Word spread fast among the shop owners in that area and the drunkard was banned from all of them.
Once, they wouldn’t leave when I asked so I went up to them and showed them out. On the doorstep they turned around, looked me in the eyes and pleaded that it was their birthday. Pretty sad. Probably a lie but pretty sad nonetheless.