I’ve never been fined but my dad was fined 2 billion yuan a couple of years ago for tax evasion and money laundering.

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    23 days ago

    I guess that would be the red light cam.

    It’s the middle of the night and I’m driving down a steep hill with a birthday cake on the passenger seat. The light at the foot of the hill turns yellow and I start to apply the brakes but the cake slides forward. I quickly assess the situation. There’s no one on the road in any direction as far as the eye can see, and so I breeze through the light.

    flash

    $400 cake.

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    23 days ago

    I was caught torrenting The Walking Dead season 2, shortly after it came out. Would’ve had to pay an enormous sum that I don’t remember. Fortunately, there are lawyers who can help first time offenders in these situations so I only had to pay 180€ lawyer’s fee and promise not to do it again.

    I hadn’t even watched the stupid season yet and still haven’t.

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    £380 for doing 80.46mph in a 40. Suffice to say I learned my lesson there and narrowly dodged a license-losing bullet.