• Orbituary@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Bidet. Get a toilet seat bidet. You have poop particles on your butt. No toilet paper is 100% efficient. The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.

    I look down my nose at all of the people with poopy butts. Buncha animals.

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      19 days ago

      No toilet paper at all? So with what do you pat down your wet, dripping butt? I still use toilet paper, I’m just cleaner after for having bideted first

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        I got the Cadillac at the start of pandemic. Biobidet BB-600. It’s like the nice Japanese ones. My parents have a manually operated one that let’s you set your pressure and nozzle positions. Mine has buttons for all of that.