• Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I think the lesson is to next time just not fucking go to starbucks or mcdonalds.

    If you want to get away with it, basically become a homeless person for a few weeks. Carry only dense rations, raid dumpsters, stay away from people as much as possible. Use a stolen bike. Wear gloves.

    He might not have gotten caught if he kept his mask on.

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      17 days ago

      Yeah really, it seems so weird that someone planned pretty carefully but was not down to be homeless for a couple weeks, I think 4 or 5 weeks and the news cycle is busy with other stuff, and getting recognized would have been a way lower risk.