Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger took to social media to invite people to pray and fast for the chipmaker’s employees, saying the company is going through a “difficult period.”
Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger took to social media to invite people to pray and fast for the chipmaker’s employees, saying the company is going through a “difficult period.”
Wait, who is he inviting to pray for Intel? Everyone? Me?
O beloved Intel, producer of microchips Let thy wafers be smooth and flawless And the microcode free of bugs May your processors faithfully execute And never be troubled by spectres Through the profits of thy business units The world knows the might of America
Dear God of Tits and Wine: please give Intel lots of tits and wine! Amen.