ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square199fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDo you live on the 100th floor of your building or something?
minus-squareFlexaris@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMaybe they’re not able to use stairs
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMy point was: “Why is the elevator so slow? Do you happened to live on the 100th floor and the elevator had to climb all the way from ground floor?”
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoCorrect. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoPlot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.
Do you live on the 100th floor of your building or something?
Maybe they’re not able to use stairs
My point was: “Why is the elevator so slow? Do you happened to live on the 100th floor and the elevator had to climb all the way from ground floor?”
Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.
Plot twist: The joke was the one needing the crutch.