kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down114
arrow-up1271arrow-down1external-linkSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukkescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarehoodlem@hoodlem.melinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years ago By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported. The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoPenis inspection day is now today! I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now
The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
Penis inspection day is now today!
I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now