At the end of the day, Canada is many things. But above all else, we’re a bunch of grudge holding motherfuckers. You’ve taken your shot at us, so now we won’t rest until we get you back.
Think of us like John Wick (starring Keanu Reeves, one of many great Canadian performers we’ve been kind enough to send your way you ungrateful fucks). We didn’t want a fight. But you killed our dog.
This made my day and made the point perfectly.
The only thing missing from this article is highlighting how we’re (with Poland’s help) responsible for the geneva conventions existing.
Canada is all nice, polite and sweet.
… until we’re not.
Trump te faire enculeTrump mon ostie de tache de marde va donc jouer sua ligne jaune une petite heure câlisse de Crisse d’imbécile. Pis crisse nous patience tabarnak.
Nice try, this Québécois appreciate the gesture. Now let me help you: Trump mon ostie de tache de marde va donc jouer sua ligne jaune une petite heure câlisse de Crisse d’imbécile. Pis crisse nous patience tabarnak.
Is it considered cheating if I were to use https://lorembarnak.com/ ?
I don’t think it would be cheating, it sa very good use of technology.
Did americans forget about the time we burned down their Whitehouse?
They have since upgraded the Whitehouse with fire-resistant materials, premise security, and anti-missile systems.
Wonder if the anti missile systems still work if we shut off NORAD first?
I mean, wait a few more weeks…Trump, Musk and D.O.G.E will probably “efficiency” NORAD out of functionality, if not out of existence entirely.
Only disagreement from me (in California, USA) is that I wouldn’t diminish the actions of our neighbors to the north by calling them “petty” in this instance. Nothing petty about standing up to a bully in whatever capacity you can. 🫡
We are also known for our self deprecating humour. the Beaverton is like the Canadian Onion.
Ah, right, that’s why it looked familiar — pretty sure I’ve seen articles from there posted in one of The Onion communities in lemmy.
