So, I get that there’s a feeling of relief to see justice done, and a general sentiment of “fuck the police,” but…

The tone of this response is pretty inappropriate. A man died at the hands of a police officer. Now, said police officer is found guilty of murder and denied further appeal. This best outcome is still a somber event.

Don’t be Reddit.

EDIT: Rather than respond to each reply, I’ll just add this:

To anyone claiming I’m conservative or a bootlicker: You seem to be overlooking the fact that I said “justice was done”, “fuck the police”, and called this cop a murderer.

I was just saying that a Nelson “Ha Ha” is not the right tone for this situation. It’s not like the cop tripped and faceplanted into his ice-cream cone. He (rightfully) got convicted for murder. The “Ha Ha” seems (to me) to downplay the severity of his crime. In my opinion, it makes light of Floyd’s death, as much as it revels in Chauvin’s conviction.

In closing: ACAB.

Yeah, imagine a small rural town trying to start their own car factory today.

“Oh, it’s going to cost $100 Million? Well shit…”

I thought we had voted to end it. Did I dream that?

Googling it, it looks like it never got all the way through the legislature. Ugh…

As much as I love Conan, and enjoyed Conan’s comedic style more than Ferguson’s, I feel like Craig did better interviews.

Yeah, I’ve seen this come up a couple times.

The problem is the English language doesn’t have a word that works as well as “children” when talking about your adult sons and daughters. The technical best might be “offspring”, but it has that same weird clinical sound as referring to people as “males” or “females”. It’d be like trying to use “humans” as the inclusive replacement for “ladies and gentlemen.” (That said, “humans” has a certain comedy value in its use.)

Same, unfortunately.

Also, I’m not great at carpentry.

Every day is guillotine day if you’re brave enough.

The best time to build a guillotine was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

If I ever ran for president, I’d run on the platform of building a permanent, working guillotine next to every capitol building in the US. Then I’d have a giant guillotine the size of the Statue of Liberty built of American steel, and have it sent to the people of France.

Not paying is contempt of court

Yeah, but so was violating the gag order.

If he isn’t jailed on a third strike, I’m done following this.

Weird… I remember thinking Eisenhower was on the dime, too.

Mandela effect?

Human life?! Who’s gonna protect our profits?!

If you wrote these lines into Star Trek and had Ferengi say them, people would laugh at how over the top they are. But we have real people saying it here. It doesn’t even leave room for satire.

Do they accept medical tourists?

Asking for a friend…

Funny how businesses always think you’re replaceable or even irrelevant until you stop showing up to work.

Two problems with that hypothesis.

1: Millionaire vs Billionaire.

2: Woman vs Man.