“abandon their favorite brands” is a hell of a way to rephrase “can’t afford to continue eating what they have been previously”. Glad to see it reframed in a way that makes the companies seem like victims.

“Some men” should shove a rotisserie chicken out of their urethra then return to work the next day. Really show the ladies how it’s done.

Fucking idiots.

You’re not really an answer

Corruption and greed, same as everything else

The future is the stupidest fucking place imaginable. 2026 is absolutely not what I thought it’d be back in 2006.

That’s not really how gravity works. As you move closer to one object, the balance of gravitational forces will shift. If you move away from the earth and toward the moon, you’re going to eventually be pulled equally by both, leading to zero acceleration toward either.

In order for something to be pulled apart by two different gravitational forces, you’d need to be able to have a massive change in gravity over the distance of that object. For something planetary sized, this might be possible, but for anything on the scale of a human, you’d need something like a black hole event horizon to get enough of a force gradient to do damage.

Gravity is actually a pretty weak force compared to almost all other basic forces, and it doesn’t often get “concentrated” like other forces can.

If the moon-earth gravitational system was able to generate enough force to rip something apart at some specific point, space travel would certainly be a lot more interesting/daunting.

Satya Nadella: Someone Should Really Stop Us

That’s it, I’m buying a snake.

Ban selling guns to snakes

If I was a tragically inept leader that lost a war that I started a few months earlier, I would also not want to appear next to a leader that has maintained through multiple years of war.

Yeah, I miss the late 00s, when every new tech release was actually fun and exciting. Now it’s just “we increased a few specs and shoehorned in an ai feature that no one actually wants”

That’s also a surefire way to piss everyone off! It’s hilarious to see the extent that restaurants will go to keep the menu price low.

Just like that, you get a W!

restaurants are fighting back

Unless it’s by raising their prices by 15-20% and paying their employees a living wage, it ain’t gonna work. Tipping is moronic.

It’s really funny that the bold stance in tech now is essentially, “hey, we won’t fuck with our product.”

Vivaldi putting up a W by pledging to simply not do anything. It’s that easy.

The US doesn’t really need any help with that, our leader can fuck up anything

All commenters are bastards too

I can beat Usain Bolt

What if I eat 40 years worth of chicken nuggets today?

If only there was an incredibly public record of the last 30 years of massive incompetency and self serving done by the guy they rallied behind. Idiot fascists.