And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.
Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.
I’m a snarky bitch so this works perfectly, LOL
They’d probably be fine with that. Honestly, they probably wish they could just shut the whole place down; you’d be doing them a favor.
Counter counterpoint: Jello salad is not a salad, but a crime against humanity.
German potato salad is served hot. A salad is literally just any ingredients mixed together.
I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It’s entirely useless, you can’t ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn’t nailed down.
Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads