BewareOfIdiot

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

Rolling On The Floor Literally OverDosing?

What’s going on? Why does it feel like every megacorporation have become completely openly anti-consumer? Yes, companies have always been shady and doing everything for profit, but at least they did it subtly and backtracked as soon as the backlash came. Now they’re just shamelessly force feeding us spyware and “digital-only licenses revokable at any time”.

Girls can be bros too <3

I can’t compete with you bro :(

So you’re the one hoggin’ all the girlfriends?

“Where are you going?” “oh I’m just going to pet the CEO and give her treats, brb”

Well, by my knowledge they sometimes vote and the amount of votes one has correlates to your share%. A CEO is appointed precisely to make decisions for them.

Assuming every employee has equal voting power I don’t see it being particularly effective. But it might, i guess.

Yeah that’ll work. 500 people making joint decisions.

Bro I laughed out loud