The ONLY thing the Constitution ALLOWS us to do is MURDER CHILDREN just as the Founders Intended!

-LITERALLY Every Republican including John Fetterman!

I CANT believe all this NEGATIVE Press surrounding Fifa! They gave Trump the PEACE PRIZE for Gods Sake!

We Saved MONEY!

-Ranchers whose Taxes INCREASED!

We’re going to MAKE people ADDICTED by making a REALLY Good Product! SOLVING annoying Problems! TREATING Customers respectfully! FORCING ourselves Onto people like Donald Trump on Little Girls!

If we STOP Tracking it it’ll DISAPPEAR!

-Our CURRENT Health Leaders!

You KNOW this GOOD Christian man ALSO complains when people wear MULTIPLE CLOTHS or RAPE CHILDREN!

But this Illegal Immigrant is RICH so it DOESNT count!

-Pro Life Anti Corruption Republicans!

What are you going to tell me about this ANTI SEMITE next? He DOESNT Condone Raping Children? SHAMEFUL!

-NY Times!

Raping Children is TERRIBLE! Wait ISRAEL is doing it? Your ANTI SEMETIC if you HATE Raping Children!

-The BBC!

This is WOKE LIBRUL NONSENSE and I can’t WAIT for Trump to Pardon him and Give him the Secretary Of Education job!

-Free Thinking Alpha Wolf Americans who HATE Pedophiles!

This has NOTHING to do With China “Eating Our Lunch” in Science and Technology!

No because Conservatives are Intellectuals TM that Do Their Own Research TM and can NOT be Fooled by ANYTHING! Literally NOTHING Fools Conservatives! They NEVER get Fooled by ANYTHING! I LOVE paying High Gas Prices!

I didnt KNOW the NYTIMES was ANTI SEMETIC! How DARE they Run a Story that makes Israel look NOT THE BEST!

-The BBC!

This is SOCIALISM! ALL this Brave Patriot was doing was KIDNAPPING Children in Schools, RAPING people in Special Prisons and ASSAULTING American Citizens!

-Christians!

America First Patriots means giving TRILLIONS of US Taxpayer Dollars to the Israeli Military!

Half a BILLION in one Month is MUCH Cheaper then $100000 a YEAR for a Human!

-CEOS!

How DARE Iran WAIT until after the Midterms to STOP the War Trump Started for No Reason!

This is TERRIBLE news! WHY couldn’t an Iranian Schoolgirl get Cancer INSTEAD!

-Pro Life Christians!

It’s a GOOD thing for Samuel Alterman that Intelligence ISNT something you could get WITHOUT AI! People don’t know that even PLATO had AI to Help Him!

I’m GLAD we ELIMINATED VA Benefits so we could Afford THIS instead! #SupportTheTroops!

-Republican Voters!