Buying anything from California will also teach you this.

(They put cancer warning stickers on everything, for anyone not familiar)

How dare we want our country to be better and for our fellow citizens to not die in cartoonishly preventable ways? /s

I love your optimism.

Unfortunately the live-rotting musk-scented fleshlight probably enjoys this sort of attention.

Still funny though.

I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious