Ballpoint or sharpie?
BucketBong
Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do elevator's have that Kenny G like music? Why not something with a little beat to it?English
0·5 days agoBecause it’s a little known fact that Kenny G owns all the elevator Sound systems in the world.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Stremio mega plugin? [SOLVED]English
4·6 days agoThe torrentino add-on is what you want.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Because Google cares about usEnglish
4·10 days agoWe can still do the abd install tho ay?
There’s a really good metal cover of it on YouTube.
John Cage - 4’33
Unblur your porn and see if that helps.
Good, it can stay there, I like the company.
Wait, it’s supposed to leave your body?
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Laundry machine kept stopping because it was unbalancedEnglish
4·17 days agoOr it made a perfect rotisserie chicken holder.
BucketBong@p.hobo.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Who cares if people think you're dumb, as long as they leave you aloneEnglish
11·19 days agoI’ve found that weh someone comes up like that, like a psychic or one of those “charities”, if you ask them with a bit of a frantic voice " Do you have the time?" Then wait a second and go “I’m late” and walk off, it fries their brain enough to get away.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their ColleaguesEnglish
4·25 days agoHave fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark “Totally not a robot” Zuckerberg
I hope he’s doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he has always supposed to be.
That a group of presidents, businessmen and ultra rich people from around the world get together for a secret summer camp in the woods where they worship an owl.
The satanist shit came after he went fully nuts.This was back when he still had working brain cells.
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World News@lemmy.world•'You won't make it back': Trump's threat to Iran reps at peace talksEnglish
71·26 days agoI feel like we’re about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, “In the pale moonlight”.
He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump signs Iran peace plan, claiming deal averts ‘worldwide depression’English
27·30 days ago- Create problem
- Solve that problem
- ???
- Profit.



Ahhh, so that’s what a snail trail is.