There’s a generation gap here in “how they are cooked”. Olds tend to think u mean the potatoes & youths tend to think u mean the people. (I just made that up btw but it feels true)

As a former owner of a trash dishwasher I can confirm yoh can rage against the dishwasher as well as the system of oppression that gave you the dishwasher

My dad w his drawer full of old road atlases: “WHATS UP NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!?”

Something m grab ahold of me tightly… please… anything

France is bacon

Another boss suffering from too much neck

This is like whan they came out with 3 and 4 blade razors and then just made all the same mistakes with the Mach 5 and its ilk

Morningstar gonna wished they got in on that sweet ass space gold

Cryptkeeper: and remember kiddies, you’d better bee-have yourselves or you’ll have a real SWARMageddon! AAhhahahahahaha

Cosmo Kramer doing the MoviePhone voice: “Why don’t you just give me access to High-Profile Instagram accounts”

As long as you say “he’s abortioning right at me!” you can kill em and ain’t nothing Johnny Law can do about it

Is “delusional” some dumb new way of saying “delulu” or somn?

Third grade reading assignment ass headline

Grok made me gregnabt

Haha sure, job. You and what cocaine?

DMT was the real adrenochrome this whole time

Well saan aaf a bitch!

Fuel: a substance famously not destroyed by using it

The first ketchup you could use to roll a fatty like dogg lemme hit that Heinz 57 Blunt