Darthcapi

I was so drunk lol

Nature has done all it can to hide the secrets of a better society. Can we not let the perfect future just rest? We clearly don’t deserve the sacred truths found within those scrolls.

That’s not fair to running

Counter clockwise is clearly the best wise

To be clear, they don’t live in THEIR home

Don’t tell me what to do. Also, thanks for the info!

Peter Thiel can eat shit

While not animated animals, didn’t we get this with Total Drama Island? I remember seeing a few episodes and thinking it was funny.

Being vice president is the best reason to boo him. Cheney didn’t care about title, he was gonna shoot his friend in the face on a hunting trip regardless.

As an American I love this!

When the onion took over infowars the new infowars site had a ad for ‘turn piss into gold’.

I guess the office leases weren’t THAT important after all

He’s sorry he got feedback he doesn’t like

Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too

You’d be thrilled with the government making the decision to go internet free?

Beautiful. Please make this statue

This is the best thing I’ve seen todat

They paid a consultant firm to come up with that rebranding strategy

mechanical clicking processor: camera aimed in my direction, respond as humans do gears alter facial expression processor: execution flawless, hold until photo is complete. Success

I would love to see a bunch of parties…especially far left parties with a legit shot at the white house. that being said, as inept as the democrats are non of them have been trump by any stretch.