Doom

Why would you do that to yourself lol?

You’re asking for her to revenge fuck anyone that’ll crush your soul

already there baby ❤️

Just wait a year or two and it’ll be half the price or better

I just don’t really see anywhere in here a joke about transfolk, just about an old woman being ugly. I think the real joke is Austin is a bit insane I think this is soon after he’s thawed right?

Jimmy Carter was a fantastic president anyone who thinks otherwise is likely why we’re in this current situation, of any situation from Gaza to Trump to climate change

I don’t think that joke is very problematic. She’s not trans, he’s a spy. It’s more a joke about older women than anything

Yep.

absolutely 100%

Something a lot of games forget. Customization and personalization is more of a dress up sim anymore, strategy is all ‘the meta’ and build paths and efficient strategies. I miss OG Deus Ex where I dunno what I’m doing but suddenly I found a vent and now I’m hacking a turret to kill the robot that beats my ass. Didn’t know any of that was possible five minutes before.

Games are all predictable, the systems are the same and the same engines/obsession with graphics make a lot of games play the same. The Witcher, Last of Us, Fallen Order/Survivor and Hogwarts Legacy they all feel the same in body language, controls, interactions, it’s stale.

That’s … the stock being overvalued lol

HGH

for a playstation too? I’m stealing my dad’s gun the value exchange is worth it

You see internet exodus happen, I think Lemmy makes it easier

I’m dumb so don’t listen to me but doesn’t the brain hallucinate when confronted with like a lack of stimuli? Thinking of deprivation tanks and isolation experiments and such.

exactly so let’s say I’m way stronger than you but you start working out hard, so will I hopefully you never catch up

Lol thought it was already a part of China poohpants

Nah you can solve those other ones. Oysters you cannot

I understand what you’re saying but let’s look at this list;

• Most used products in a kitchen; onions, ground beef, chicken/turkey, flour, deli cheese.

• Peaches, Papaya, Cantaloupe. Are not things people think to wash especially cantaloupe. It has ridges that bacteria love. Honestly surprised potato wasn’t here too.

• Flour could be the spookiest. Flour goes through a whole production to get there and the basic food handling rules state the more it’s handled the more dangerous it is, more exposure it has had the deli meat and cheese fall in here too but so so sooooo much of these products are consumed each day and people at worst are a bit farty or get some Hershey squirts. Almost all flour is also cooked to a temperature that kills off bacteria.

• Leafy greens, watered with animal shit water and chilling in animal shit. You’ll get sick here when your garm guy is inexperienced, undertrained/underpaid, or stoned. You wash your greens. We eat a lot of greens everyday and outbreaks happen but tend to be easy to resolve, wash your fuckin greens.

Oysters though? You ever see the labels at the bottom of menus that suggest eating raw or undercooked food could result in illness? That’s not really from the thousands of pounds of meat and cheese and veg we eat.

That’s because your oysters are shucked by a guy who has stabbed himself with that medieval dull ass dagger, hates shucking oysters dozens at a time and likely hasn’t fully cleaned them. He’s probably flicking crabs and parasitic red worms off by the dozens each day. Most Oysters are held in a third pan filled a quarter the way up in their own shit water juice fermenting at a solid 25 degrees 3-6 hours a night as homeboy pops that lowboy open every 30 seconds. And you know oyster eating season is nice and warm, I’m sure most kitchens are well ventilated and cooled it’s not like you’re holding those oysters in the danger zone.

They should scrub the oysters with a brush, thrash them vigorously in extremely salty preferably chilly water until it runs clear, but it never does it’s always cloudy. And maybe rinsed daily in chilled water. I’m sorry to tell you not everywhere is this loving to their oysters

And when was the last time you even ate an oyster? How many meals in the last month has oysters? how many had onions or chicken or leafy greens?

source: am chef

I don’t fuck with oysters for this reason

shoulda never ran