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I’ve been in & out of institutions thanks to my addiction to phonics. School got me hooked on the stuff.

🥵 philanthropy

😐 pornography

She’s been fighting for a lot of good causes since her peak in the mid-00s. Seems like she got what she wanted out of fame & is using the clout for good. I can dig it.

for no reason

No no, there is a reason - gotta set an example for the rest of the plebeians somehow

News said one thing, I edited a comment to reflect it to avoid further pedantic arguments that didn’t have any bearing on the point of my comment, and you’re calling a correction “disingenuous”. You should go look up that word.

Aw, did I ruin your “gotcha” moment with your pedantry?

“Disingenuous”. Like it changes anything about my argument. If all you got is whining that my edit makes you look like an idiot, maybe delete your dumbass comment.

It’s attempted homicide news, and it was edited to reflect that. What’s your point?

Oh yes the non-lethality makes it hilarious.

Wedding receptions can go a little awry if you’re not careful. Down the years they’ve been known to be derailed by drunk bridesmaids, dodgy DJs, shocking speeches and poorly thought-out seating plans. This Wisconsin ceremony, however, takes the (wedding) cake.

Fuck I fucking love cheeky humor in my attempted homicide news. Thank fuck we got writers respectfully smoothing the edges out of the daily gun violence. Gotta laugh, right? Hahahah. Ha. Ha.

[email protected] consistently brightens my day.

I also am a fan of Mint Mobile, but IIRC they were bought up by T-Mobile a few years back. I’m waiting for their inevitable enshittification, but riding the wave until it crashes.

Can’t pick a favorite, so here’s Miki Matsubara’s Stay With Me

Far too interesting for this community!

Further reading

Maybe, but what he really has is a good scapegoat.

“Oh, we didn’t know he was demented”

“We can’t be held accountable for what a crazy pedo made us to do”

“Our intentions were good, but he went crazy”

In an effort to lift everybody’s spirits, Zuckerberg offered to host a company-wide hackathon an attempt at a lighthearted diversion that landed with a thud among employees.

lmao “Hey, you guys wanna work more, but ‘for fun’?”

Battle Pass

Crusader Pass

Twist - he’s just a normal American guy with some life-threatening & rare disease trying to get treatment.

You must earn that “senior dev” money, huh?

Yeah, but with 999,999 tokens all we get is the README.