Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML
Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML
The excitement! I bet the shareholders are absolutely drooling! Think of the dividends, woooo /barf
“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”
“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”
“Oh don’t worry…”
The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”
Unless that device is Roku
Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.
Well, they’ve never lied before… wait
Something something glass houses
Actually, cable didn’t even raise prices this fast. We’ve, unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with capitalism, created something worse.
Lisa needs braces
I’m sorry… Markwayne?
What kind of stupid fucking name is that.