Jakylla
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Tap objects that are currently being exposed to true suffering:
The wall behind you, the upper-left of your hair, the upper-right of your hair, The wall behind you The wall behind you, the top-left of your head, the right of your head, The wall behind you The wall behind you, the bottom-left of your head, the bottom-right of your head, The wall behind you The desk you are on, your left arm on the table, your right arm below the desk, The desk you are on
Thanks for the fix ;)
I heard about racing car having spinning wheels too, instead of br
eaking before turns, accumulating energy into them, then after the turn, releasing them for huge acceleration
Jakylla@jlai.luto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can save at least 40% by externalizing the CSS
1621·27 days agoYou can also save up to 100% by externalizing the HTML part too
if(payment == false) { blade.sharpness = 0; handle.confort = -2; reflection.displayAdd(); } else if(updated == true) { blade.sharpness = 4; handle.confort = 3; } else { blade.sharpness = 3; handle.confort = 2; speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3"); }
I hate that I can’t translate this one to share it to the people around me that can’t English, this one is too good
A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn’t have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air
Jakylla@jlai.luto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•The straight of Hormuz is both open and closedEnglish
3·2 months agoBut are not the markets collapsing when the function opens ?
Classical error code 200
Religion:
If have only 1 hand, to be happy, just have to join them both
Send a CV with Java experience
HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans
Get rejected as CV is “obviously fake”
Repeat



Claude has become the search Engine. Stackoverflow doesn’t even exist in the mind of Vibe coders around me. Disconnecting claude means coffee-time until it’s back