When one guy in the marketing department only has one job to overthink updating the logo (font) for no reason and nobody notices the change because it’s negligible and that guy keeps receiving the same salary every year no matter what, so it really doesn’t matter.

I don’t recall airbnb & Spotify with those old whimsical logos.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

≠ prego spaghetti sauce

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20’s guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

I’m trying to imagine how something can LOOK like something SOUNDS.

Try to come up with an outfit that looks the way a murmuration of birds sounds.

Paint a mural that looks the way your favorite song sounds.

But don’t drink so much that you cause a 50-mile-radius drought.

Interesting. I wonder what the etomological origin of that word is. Cuz whenever my husband gets me pregnant, I do not feel impervious to water or dust.

And in Spanish it just means “question.”

But if spanish-speaking person A hears person B say they’re “embarrassed,” A might think B is pregnant.

I love doing math in my head when I’m alone, but when other people are with me I feel pressured & my mind panics & shuts down. I think it’s a holdover fight or flight response from childhood in overpopulated classrooms where inevitably there’s one kid in the classroom who answers all the questions first and everyone else gets left behind, feeling empty-brained.

Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.

That looks like the same texture as the dried ketchup that gets stuck around the inside of the ketchup lid. Rubbery. Have never even been tempted to consider eating the rubbery goop on the inside of a ketchup lid.

Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.

Ah, is the above picture misinformation?

I was kinda thinking the top photo looks like it’s from the 1800s, not 26 years ago. Am I on the right track? (Pun intended)

You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.

Keeps surprising me on Lemmy how disproportionately large the bicyclist population seems to be on here.

What?

My comment was a mockery of trump who still continually repeatedly insists that the election in which Biden won was “rigged.”

So if Trump gets his thrills & success from repeating lies over & over again, why can’t everyone else do the same?

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Because according to the way Trump talks, if you repeat a lie over & over again, you can eventually convince yourself that it’s true.

that is borderline grooming

I said that in response to the lady who said that if she had a daughter she would give her dildos & lube!

Can you imagine if your mom or dad gave you sex toys!?

Do you have any gifts laying around your house and whenever you look at them you remember & picture the face of who gave them to you? Yeah that’s what I mean.

It would be destructive to the mental & emotional & sexual development of a girl whose MOM GAVE HER A DILDO. 🤮

Parents, do not give your kids sex toys. If they reach a level of maturity and they get to the point that they want sex toys, they will find a way to get them on their own, with no correlation to mom 🤮

Were you on a boat over the Mariana Trench on Sunday?

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