Times New Roman.

I can visualize things in my mind, but it’s not… Clear? Like it’s not as vivid as seeing with my actual eyes. It’s like seeing images as reflections on tinted glass. Dark, murky. Muted colors. There is also an emphasis with text. I think of a ball. I imagine a red ball with the text “Ball” above or below it.

In the scenario given, I see a dark image of a red ball on a wooden table. A hand not attached to a person pushes the ball. The ball rolls across the table and falls off. There is text below describing the situation.

They’re just gonna beat them now, instead.

me doing all 3 in bed

Having recently learned that they were bred specifically to hunt badgers, I wonder how a dauchshund would fare against North American badgers 🤔

I hope his hairpiece falls in and he reaches in after it.

Remove the pumpkin seeds so you can fill the pumpkin with your seed.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, where Coolios eat free.

If they were right about that, then we should start looking out for vocal chord parasites that’ll turn us into zombies.

I can even get my husky to sing along about how stupid she is. 😃

I mean that it’s quite a leap going from making, like, a text-based adventure in C++ or BASIC and changing/adding lines of code to someone else’s thing making mods to doing actual, professional level programming of systems I have never even fucked with for fun. Like, I can’t make the screen display an image. I don’t know how to do any sort of networking, at least from a programming standpoint (hardware and shit, no problem; I was CISCO and A+ certified at one point).

I guess if all they need me to do is make what is essentially a database or calculator, I could do that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Strange New Question: “How much suction should the robot employ?”

Risks: Weiner getting sucked off. Literally.

It’s an even split between the tot-haters and the tot-lovers.

Be honest though, tot-lovers: If you’re given literally any other style of potato, are tots gonna be your first choice?

I’ve heard that kinda “firing” is pretty common in Japan and one of the MANY reasons why the world culture there is so fucked.

Honestly though, that shit wouldn’t work on me. Hell yeah I’ll get paid to sit in a room and do nothing all day. Until you actually fire my ass, you’ll still have to pay me.

Because they are making them to be as “one size fits all” as possible, which also reduces cost. If you need corrective lenses outside of VR, you usually have to get custom made lenses to fit your prescription or just get one/an accessory for one that lets you wear your glasses in the headset.

They could give all the attention in the world to how human eyes vary, and they still would have this issue because corrective lenses are not cheap to make, and everyone is extremely unique that they couldn’t possibly make a simple “works for everyone out of the box” device.

I don’t know how many other headsets are, but the Quest 3 has a pretty good method of adjusting both the distance of the lenses from your eyes, as well as the distance between your eyes to get perfect focus. But again, it assumes you don’t have any vision problems outside of the device.

Flying Squid Soup actually sounds like it could be a thing. I mean… If flying squids were a thing, anyway.

No wonder I’m such a sour puss.

Guarantee that the phrase “the mine claims people even today” will become part of the tour’s safety speech from here on.

Also: How did the 1 person die? The article just kinda leaves that part out. Actually kinda wonder if it was a minor, considering they withheld their name.

Pharmacy dogs that takes a sniff at your butt at entry and gives advice on diet and nutritional supplements.

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