Lukas Murch

Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.

I miss the wild west internet of the late 90s, early 2000s but it wasn’t better. Dial-up sucked.

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Sadly, I think it was Biden that put a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Fuck Trump, but come on, Biden, don’t do this shit for them. I really like that new Xiaomi YU7.

“So how did you solve world hunger?” “First we had a go fund me to assassinate DT. Met our goal. Then we fulfilled our end of the bargain.” “Go on…” “The we defunded ICE, and solved world hunger. 120B goes a long way.”

“Only arresting the rapists and criminals…”

“Congratulations! You’ve just been promoted to US Deputy Secretary of State for the Trump Administration… Thank you for your great ideas!”

Donald J, “Who?”

Let’s pretend he isn’t a Russian asset. What would he do differently upon becoming one? At this point, being a Russian asset is the better explanation for his actions. If he isn’t, he’s making a lot of dumb decisions that benefit Putin and hurt the US and her allies.

He’s wanted to use that “load bearing” line for a while now.

Those are the types of things that would encourage people to have kids, then get back into the workforce. Conservatives can’t even do what’s needed to obtain their goals.

Sounds like something the king would want then to do.

My wife used to use the tracker in fitbit (I think), but once US states started passing laws to track periods, she’s stopped using it. It’s the wild west in my house now.

Ooga, strong woman, where makeup? Me mad, booga👍

They are being forced to bring prisoners/ witnesses back to the US. They need to have their ducks in a row.

Pretty tough talk from the orange dude that vociferously whines about reporters asking “nasty” questions.

It’s the new “thanks Obama”.

Coming soon: Meta announces they are buying bitcoin anyways, because fuck them plebs.

US isn’t weak but our leadership has taken a massive downswing in the last 5 months. The level of incompetence they’ve been able to achieve since Jan is amazing.

“In a bold move to remind the world that the USA and Alberta do not have a North American monopoly on closed-mindedness, the province of Quebec recently passed the legislation.”

That line is gold. On behalf of normal Americans, I’d like to apologize to Canada. None of us want to annex Canada. Just our insane president.