He’ll get advertisers just as actual people leave.

Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

It’s a quip, not a manifesto.

They’re not listening to me.

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

This logic doesn’t align with their mass deportation policy.

It’s a one time purchase license, not a subscription. And the software is good.

Until GIMP gets nondestructive adjustment layers, Krita is the closest. And it’s definitely not good enough. But Inkscape is very good. Blender is very good, even it’s broken VSE editor. Though Resolve is amazing and the pro version is ridiculously cheap at $300.

Affinity tools are still good. Until they’re enshittified, still a good deal.

Bbbbut I wuz told China would pay for the wall! And my new Playstation!

That’s a ‘The Mouse That Roared’ strategy.

TFA discussed how these unsupported Chromebooks are still for sale on major retail sites like Amazon and Walmart.

I think you missed the point of the article.

I just don’t care about Reddit anymore. Or Twitter, for that matter.