I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle

Bread and circuses.

The United States is dying

Does she die at the end? Can season 2 be MTG?

I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.

1,000%

That works, too

Break shit fast and fix it …in thousands of years after we suffer an environmental disaster or 10

Eat the rich! Arm the homeless!

Missed it by THAT much!

No… it’s not a threat of violence in any way shape or form. They’re just crying wolf.

Fucking snowflakes. 86 just means to cancel an order or hold a topping. Dumb! Fucks!

“Millions of former subscribers will cancel their accounts in 2026”

FTFY

smack

The streaming service formerly known as…

Yep

Oh no… anyway

The tech industry is about to become a total shit show. Mark my words

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?

We won’t realize until it’s too late? I saw this coming in 2016, fuckface

Uh. Duhh.