South of the Mason-Dixon Line includes almost half of your own state of Illinois, and multiple other states that remained loyal to the union.

Did you perhaps mean to refer to the 36°30′ parallel that was used in the Missouri Compromise?

Personally I’m more worried about the 3% of Iowa who doesn’t consider itself the Midwest.

'member blackfaxing?

CCW is legal with a license.

You can conceal carry while naked; it’s just unwise and uncomfortable.

For anyone curious, it’s illegal in the US too, and you can threaten to report them to the FTC for violation of the CAN-SPAM act.