Interesting. Spotify said my late 30’s ass was a 17 year old by the music I listen to and like.

Kinda blow my cover by saying I live here. But this is great news.

She’s bought and paid for by the petro union.

Do the dew!

RISC is the Alpha of the CPU field.

Burn baby burn. Disco inferno! Burn baby burn!

It’s funny how stupid the population is, until you realize they can vote.

Someone should blast his face with a chocolate pie.

Ya. I just got a 7 day ban for telling people to go and train with their guns at shooting ranges just to get used to using them before the civil war starts.

Who’s these users? I have an ad blocker. It does the job.

Bro. Moon travel isn’t bullshit. It’s necessary to save the planet. We need to go colonize outer orbit on massive colonies. Let the planet heal.

Put a key in your hand and extend it out in any direction. If the car is in the bike lane. Scratch the ever loving fuck out of the car. Problem solved. They’ll move the cars for sure.

I called it a year or two ahead of time. Oracle will get bought by the federal government. Larry already has the fix in.

Taboo for sure.

Ah yes. The mentally ill are running the military.

Sure seems like getting trained up and in shape would be a good idea. Just in case, ya know.

I still say we should get one of those shit flingers from a farm and give Reddit HQ a good smothering.

Thank you. And to anyone out there trying to quit. You have to try out vaping and then when you get sick of getting sticky from the juice. You’ll finally want to just stop.

Greatest accomplishment of my life was quitting cigarettes.

Thanks Doge. Daily reminder. Fuck Elon.