Damn. Not even stringing them along through ever more obtuse tests and interviews to test their dedication and waste their time?

You’re letting them off easy.

Pefect! Then we can make the entirety of Washington DC in miniature around it, with life sized models of each member of the armed forces surrounding it in formation!

I figured it’s some kinda white overlay, like a volume speaker.

Isn’t shod past tense? I’d write it “…can get them re-shod…”