It’s a fucking South Park quote and you’re over analyzing this shit.

Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

I’d be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Bro… I thought we were friends now you’re telling me I’m ugly.

Dammit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?

What about Ilaska?

Why do you hate America?

Where is Idaho or Illinois?

To be fair he’s kind of a dick and that makes the world a better place.

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I used to get the best tourtiere from a strip club in Montreal.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

I do.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

Some of any money you donate goes to running .ml.

You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.

So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?

Does it not have a light in it?

That’s kind of mean to turds.

Raw nipples.