SeductiveTortoise

Might be, but then it’s still open source and local on my hardware.

Finally a name with a ring to it!

Hey, I would even look forward to being laid off due to tech becoming so advanced I’m not necessary anymore. Imagine how much fun I could have not working. It’s the rich people eating up all the profit that makes me uneasy. But give me my time and enough money to play around and I’ll be happy being laid off. I will still do what I do today, but not 40 hours a week. And just for fun.

I hate how tech bros make people hate all sorts of artificial intelligence by naming their fucking large language models AI. Without machine learning, I would have had to type this text all by myself. But look at me, speaking into a microphone. On the toilet! 😭

Fuck tech bros. Love tech. If it’s the good kind of tech. The one that doesn’t drink all our water and doesn’t consume all our electricity. And fucking graphics cards!

Nonsense, that’s clearly a sign of predation! Must be some kind of wooly squirrel.

And in a different timeline, I would probably feel bad for them. But, well, you know…

Okay, yes. That sounds like it’s a drawback, but additionally you get not being notified of meetings and looking like an asshole all the time! What a great deal!

How can you be so cruel and ask for waste water treatment? That poor guy barely gets by. He isn’t even a trillionaire yet!

Oh lord, the expenses! 😭

No, that’s easy as well. It’s the not breaking to pieces and looking like shit part that is hard.

I’m not getting the new NSA phone, that’s certain.

This smoke appears blue, so it’s a boy fire. None of that gay trans stuff they fear so much!

OH YEAH? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY? GO AWAY!

😭😭😭

“This was part of a religious ceremony.”

And the term web server doesn’t mean it has to run the whole of AWS. It just means it can deliver some content over http.

I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor Microsoft may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

I’m not a fan of python too, so I get her crying.

NO RAISE FOR YOU!

*Bernd

I don’t pay taxes in the USA, but I want my go as well.

I had a pixel watch 2, and my main activity with it was charging. Then I got a OnePlus watch R2, and that thing is way better. I mainly use it to track my activities, sleep, etc. But another benefit I wouldn’t want to miss is to quickly check what has been ringing up my phone without taking my phone out. Oh, and having a quick look at the temperature/rain forecast before I go out has saved me thousands of times.