He/she was being sarcastic. Isra-hell has been known to continue attacking while supposedly under a ceasefire.

The original pic is probably 40 years old, and he was still ugly as fuck.

Ambergris is what “whale vomit” is called, in case anyone didn’t know. I don’t know what beaver anus secretion is called.

Edit: Duh, I just read OP’s note/meme. I fully approve of this use of Gordon Ramsey’s likeness in connection with beaver anus secretions castor.

I fucking hate Gordon Ramsey. I want to see him cuss out someone who’s built like a brick shithouse, like The Rock or Dave Bautista.

Epidermis is largest organ you own.

SpongeBob Squarepants.

Hemoglobin is grown inside of your bones.

SpongeBob Squarepants.

SpongeBob Squarepants,

Fertility’s based on the temp of your sack.

Independent reporters say there is ample proof the attack was a false-flag. The IDF is full of psychotic assholes, It wouldn’t surprise me a bit that they’d kill their own people.

If you need any more proof that network news is state propaganda, this is it. Clutching your pearls about how a sovereign state defends itself is peak fucking entitlement. The USA is the Meca-Streisand Karen of the world, I say this as a disaffected 'Merikan myself.

While we’re at it, let’s change the name of North America to Amerigo del Nord.

I’ve been banned for saying the r-word from some subs. There are a lot of sensitive p*ssies on Lemmy, in case you didn’t notice. I don’t give a shit about appearing “woke”.

His online name is Asmongold, but I called him Asmongoloid as a way of calling him a moron without using the “R” word.

I stopped paying attention to Asmongoloid years ago. He was funny when he was losing his shit over WOW, but his takes on politics are fucking idiotic. He just says whatever he thinks will get the most clicks.

I just watched Children of Men the other day, I have it on DVD. The way they killed Moore’s character off is always jarring, like “fuck, I forgot that she dies now”.

Absolutely!

6 or 7 years ago, I splurged on an HP all-in-one scanner/copier/fax. Every fucking time I turned it on, it needed to perform a “print test”. No other printer from a different company ever did this bullshit. One day, I was in a worse-than-usual mood and I stomped that motherfucker to death Office Space style, but without the Geto Boys accompaniment.

Or at least make the fucking “thumbs down” mean something.

I had an Army recruiter call me when I was in H.S. After his initial "sales pitch’ I told him I didn’t believe in the military. That asshole was positively apoplectic. He went on the predictable “if-it-wasn’t-for-the-military-we’d-all-be-speaking-Russian” screed, to which I just hung up on him.

Insurance workers/administrators. They are there to prevent you from getting the healthcare you need. Luigi did nothing wrong. The night that human shit-stain got shot, Luigi was at my house drinking beers and playing cards.

“You’re going to get what you deserve.”

Probably not since she probably shaves her cooch to be more appealing to pedos. If you like a shaved cooch, I’m not saying you’re a pedo automatically, but I love a big hairy muff.