Art3mis

Smart kids lmao

Eh, kids can be a bit slow. Im sure you can switch out the noun a good 3 or 4 times before they caught on. My parents would hit us with “eye spy something green” when they got bored

I just wanted to thank you for sticking up for the diaspora like that. It is a really exhausting time to be jewish.

Are you jewish? (i promise good faith)

More old people should be thinking this way tbh. Like the old folks that volunteered to clean up nuclear radiation sites because they wouldnt live long enough for it to matter anyways

Thats just the big names. Imagine how many smaller players got disappeared that you will never know about. Happens all the time.

All 3 of those other ones have also been problematic the whole time too

The CIA and various US police departments definitely murdered local socialists and communists

No no no, porn is videos of people fucking. A þorn is like a trumpet, trombone, or tuba.

I pictured it more like the system Rick had where it just analyzes his stool for abnormalities but that is way more accurate. And by the “correct” amount of tp, way too much, because its made by charmin

Getting arrested for bar fights apparently

Some of these dorks out here would fr be supportive of a “smart” camera in their toilet looking straight at their hole/s. “I have nothing to hide, its just videos of me pooping”

Idk if youve ever had to set boundaries with a child, but you kind of have to just do it. Firmly and kindly. No matter how they react

Mounds are just coconut, no? Pretty sure Almond Joy is the almond one

Yeah, i seem to have gotten their parent corp mixed but idgaf about which soda mega corp is giving people diabetes as a sports supplement, so…

Powerade has more electrolytes and vitamins that support recovery. They are both ass but powerade is def the better options of the two. Gatorade is fr just sugar water.

Yes exactly. Their question was parallel to asking why a company like gatorade ([Pokesi]) would put hfcs and barely any vitamins in their sports drinks. Its a mega corp now and only cares about profit, not image.

They were bought by Luxotica years ago.

There was an elderly couple going to get their checkups done. The wife went first. Everything was normal and the doctor says, “Well, everything looks great. Is there anything youd like me to bring uo with your husband? I know older men can be a bit headstrong about their health.”

“Nothing too serious,” she says; “but since you asked, it’s just that he is always picking his nose and whenever we make love, he refuses to let me be on top. We’ve been married for 20 years and it’s a hard line for him.”

“Hmm, that is interesting. I’ll be sure to mention it to him,” replies the doctor.

So the husband goes next and everything seems to be in order. The doctor says, “your check up seems to be great, but I wanted to ask you about some concerns your wife had. Shes says you pick your nose a lot and wont let her be on top when you make love. I just want to make sure there aren’t underlying concerns that you aren’t mentioning.”

The husband, looking rather flustered, says in a serious tone, “When I came to this country, my father told me two things. Keep your nose clean and dont fuck up!”

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The real famous people just want normal interactions most days. Like sure, lose your mind at the media event or something, but nobody wants to be swarmed at the grocery

Yes.