You know if you wait like 4 seconds it goes away automatically

Turtle shells are already on the inside. The entire surface of their shells is skin!

Why does that surprise you? It’s the reasoning almost every homophobe gives

So it begins. This is LITERALLY how the Holocaust started, trying to deport millions of people at once but no one wanted them, so they became Germany’s “problem” that they felt the need to “solve”

There are also people who gasp DON’T like working from home

Notice how the Japanese media frames the whole thing as the “wartime labor issue” to further try to distance themselves from their atrocities

This product is not for you, individual consumer. This is for corporations who don’t want the overhead of managing individual PCs and everything that can go wrong with them, instead relying on virtual workspaces and roaming user profiles.

Soldiers knocking down doors to arrest millions of illegal aliens and everyone who looks like an illegal alien and shoving them into camps, what could go wrong?

but going much slower for no reason could get you pulled over

I feel like this is something everyone says but how often does this actually happen? Not often I’d guess, unless the police officer is bored, or it’s at an hour where they’re out looking for drunk drivers anyway

Mastodon has a pseudo-algorithm (sort of, unless there’s a better name) in the Search/Explore -> Posts view, which shows you posts that are trending on your instance. I wonder if Lemmy can come up with something similar based on your instance activity

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“Welcome to City 17!”

I love how his last name is pronounced “to share a” and he did, in abundance

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc’s v-safe program? 👀

Don’t forget the trans and gays! 🙃

I think it’s easy to understand Mastodon, or any federated service, using a metaphor for a country or large place, where you can say “I want to move to X country” but then you have to actually pick a place IN that country to live, like a specific city or rural district. Once you decide on your instance, it’s really not that hard

And make it in black or gray so it’s impossible to find in an emergency👌

Friendly reminder that everyone should have one of these seatbelt-cutter-window-hammer things in their glovebox

Buckle up buckaroos