I had cast my favorite harry potter spell, licktorus clitorus, and while I was plucking the notes on that wonderful little harp, her cat crept in. Head back, eyes closed, mouth agape, toes gripping the fabric of the couch, and that’s when the cat decided to get her face into her face as far as she could, given the time alloted for an expression of gratitude and ecstacy. She was immediately alarmed by a whisker brushing the sides of her mouth as the kitten’s twitchy little nose dove past her teeth. It ruined the experience, but it’s funny to mention now.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they’d get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

Check out the movie In The Heart of the Sea. Got moderate reviews, but you might find something about it you enjoy.

Melville opens his epic sea faring tale by stating people are inexplicably drawn to the sea. I think it is due to one of the most painful, drawn out, and reoccuring emotion: regret.

Not everybody, according to some of the comments in this very post.

You have more in common with those soldiers than you do with the warpigs pulling the strings that led them to their deaths.

“Hey, let’s go eat the rich, soldier!”

-Karlach from my daydreams