AreaKode

Garlic. Just garlic. And then add more garlic. 😆

But seriously, a pinch of MSG can make a big difference.

So, not even a pump-and-dump. Just a straight dump. Here’s a magic trick that turns $100 into $10 virtually overnight!

I prefer my Soylent Green to be Billionaire-style.

Rapid AI-generated code is just following the Elon mantra. Test in Prod!

It helps if you’re worth almost a trillion dollars though. You can afford to fuck up a thousand times with no consequences. I don’t know why more people don’t just get rich! It’s common sense! /s

I’ve been told that we’ve always been at war with Eastasia…

I hope she gets the care she thinks the poors deserve.

False. I barely know what a Snookie is, and I refuse to waste time finding out.

I can beat that. Trump president… twice…

I’ll suck off hobos before I give up Adderall and THC.

I think they’re hoping AI will eventually get smart enough to make itself do stuff. Sorta like a fusion reactor: you get it jump started with billions of taxpayer money, and eventually it will start spitting out hundred dollar bills!

• Step 1: Destroy the environment with millions of unnecessary datacenters.
• Step 2: ???
• Step 3: Profit!-

Yup. We knew this. But they won’t let us buy the affordable cars because that sort of free market would put US companies out of business.

In this country, we have the FREEDOM to buy any overpriced domestic or foreign (assuming they’re on the list of good foreign countries) tank-sized SUV you want.

I hear you. We live in the age of information. I pine for a period of time when people can find intelligence.

Or “Capital”. You’ve just discovered the fatal flaw in capitalism: when money matters more than people, money will always win.

Silly rabbit. Laws are for Poors!

Again… I feel like we get one of these every single year. I believe it died in the Senate without being picked up last year… :(

Shh. You’ll anger your future shareholder king!

I bet we can use AI to make those profits go even higher… Er, uh. Surge Pricing?

DATACENTERS EMPLOY HUNDREDS OF WORKERS!!!

For a year or two, during construction. All contractors. After construction, what? Maybe a hundred people on-site?

Why will no one think of the poor, starving, trillion dollar companies? It’s NOT FAIR that they have to pay the same amount as the POORS! /s

If corporations are people, I want to see Texas execute one!