Anakin

That man cry-wanks

We call a bicycle that you’ve had for so long that out has no original components (and perhaps a frame swap along the way) Trigger’s broom after the only fools and horses sketch

Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate

The train song - nick cave

My attention span

You are missing out… so much. A good steak sandwich is the food of the gods, especially at half time of the second match on super Saturday,… and again half way through the first half of the third match. Ask your chef wife to work it out out for you, she will have the talent to get it riiiiggghhhttt … a bad streak sandwich is a dead shame but aches will know how to turn a cheap cut and a nice bit of baguette into a proper snack

I prefer old school taco Tuesdays… the ones that give me wild flaming ass Wednesdays… can we have those back please?

Economics has entered the chat

Gamers are also great at building 3D models for engineering/ construction projects… the issue (as with so many of these fast moving tech topics) is that the decision makers are all, for want of a less perjorative term, boomers or older GenX

Ok I’m interested

My Goatse sense is tingling

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza…

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet

Hot Fuzz

I am 56 and I approve of this message

Spike the data, see where it ends up…

Get a cat, then the decision will be made for you

If the nads are inaccessible, a punch in the tits works almost as well

Always have been

The act of following through