Oh hell yeah

Negative, ghost rider

You prefer the right side ear hole? Weirdo.

None of y’all are horny looking at this?

So a black hill.

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app

Bussin

Right? I mean we knew they’re soft assholes, but it’s nice to hear they can’t hack it in this shithole we were born to.

Don’t count those racist chickens yet, the last wave Trump took in had most go back because they said the US was too expensive, too crime ridden, and they didn’t like the gig economy.

You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

Life straw

Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear

Here in oklahoma we have moron dating.

JOEY!