What the every loving fuck is this shit?

“Omg, who hasn’t accidentally broken the espionage act? Lol, omg. #relatable”

Jesus fucking Christ. This isn’t the fucking “umm, actually” of War Thunder blunders either. This is actionable, real-time intelligence on an unsecured civilian app. This isn’t some cutesy fuck up, this is big, bad shit.

Fucking hell

Parts of coastal Maine could see waves up to 15 feet (1.5 meters)

Is that your final answer? Cause that’s a third of the height in meters. I guess the AP knows Americans don’t know.