Sorry, but I’m also old enough to remember the world before wide-spread use of the internet and anal sex was popular already then.

What else could it possibly have meant?

Signal.

https://www.alphabetworkersunion.org/

Sure, but it amuses me when that date isn’t thousands of years into the future.

Good!

Salt has an essentially infinite “best before”, so if you ever encounter a packet of salt with a “best before” less than hundreds of years into the future, you can know that it’s a lie.

But they have absolutely no way to prevent any big AI harvester from harvesting this content, so whatever they claim has no impact whatsoever on what data gets harvested.

Am I missing anything?

Why Canadians Can’t Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can)

Europol doesn’t do things like that, they’re not some kind of police that can conduct investigations. Wikipedia has a summary of what they actually do, in case you’d like to know:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europol

I have heard the term DNS a million times but don’t really understand it.

Learn about DNS, it’s the glue that holds the internet together, any time you spend on learning more about DNS will quickly pay off. You probably already know that it’s what maps domain names to IP addresses and vice versa, but it can be used for loads of other useful things too.

(My own two favourite not well known but totally standardized really convenient things to use DNS for is to provide SSH host key fingerprints through DNSSEC and requesting letsencrypt certificates for host names without any webserver.)

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It can.

My car really is from the year 2000, far too old to have any built-in measurement utility.

In Australia, it’s illegal to use a phone while driving.

Well, duh, obviously it’s illegal to use a phone while driving.

It was always a (PowerPoint) presentation.

What did you call them before PowerPoint?

There’s something very fishy about this claim, I happen to own a European car from the year 2000 so I just went out to the garage and measured it, just to be sure, and it’s still exactly the same length as it was when it was brand new.

There’s no way that this is honest, no-one could possibly have been as stupid as he’s pretending that they were.

Of course, that one’s awesome!

Oh, I’m so sorry, did you really ask an actual question there? It seemed so obvious to me that making things simpler would make things simpler that the only possible reading in my mind was that you were making a suggestion, stated in the form of a rhetorical question. So I thought it a good idea to pile on, it wasn’t my intention to derail.