You have peanut butter named Jif? That’s weird, where I come from Jif is an abrasive cleaner.

…Is your peanut butter gritty?

It would have had a better chance of making the coalition if they didn’t keep leaving it off the map.

Have you heard the one about the cannibal who passed his ex in the jungle?

Dolphin paintings are for sale here:

https://www.georgiaaquarium.org/booking/dolphin-paintings/

https://marineland.net/custom-dolphin-paintings/

Wikipedia says that they “lack short wavelength sensitive visual pigments in their cone cells”, so they don’t see blue as well as we do… Which isn’t surprising really.

They could stack rocks to create a mosaic.

Or maybe just an om. Unless you fill it with cheese and pineapple, then it’s an om-nom-nom.

Go on then, I’m all ears.